“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
(via paperthinhugs)
Darren changing the lyrics to the bridge of Jealousy after fucking up too many times [x]
(Source: renloras, via klainesgettingmarried)
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
(Source: grimdark, via ce-les-ti-al)
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
(via paperthinhugs)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
OMFG I JUST. I’M DEAD
(via paperthinhugs)
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
